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Funny Irish Phrases

Kashmira Lad
Do you need something to cheer you up on a gloomy day? This Penlighten article presents some funny Irish phrases that are guaranteed to make you smile.
There are many myths and misconceptions about the Irish, like they all love to drink, and all are religious. Myths or not, but one thing is for certain that the Irish have a great sense of humor and like to have a hearty laugh. Ireland has given the world a number of talented and witty writers and authors.
They have produced numerous witty phrases, some of which are downright hilarious and also make you feel you good.

A few days back when I was generally surfing the web, I came across these very interesting funny Irish phrases.
Hence, to hopefully add a lighter note to your day, this compilation would surely help you see the lighter side of life. Have a good laugh.

Witty Irish Phrases

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer!
No man is an Ireland.
You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
The longest road out is the shortest road home.
Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance!
Drinking is the curse of the land as it makes you shoot your neighbor; it makes you miss him, too.
The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.
A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
May you be half an hour in Heaven before the Devil knows you're dead.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.
He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice.
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried.
May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.
So, these some really funny Irish phrases. Hope you had a great laugh reading them all. They make excellent quotes for T-shirts as well.